Wednesday, January 21, 2009

New Mets Apple

To steer the media frenzy away from their Domino's Pizza patches, the Mets have constructed the most ridiculous lawn ornament ever. The new Apple is 4 times bigger than the old apple and weighs over 6,000 lbs. I am pretty sure most fans thought the original apple was a little tacky, so I am not sure why making it ridiculously big was a good idea. Maybe they can use it to crush the Phillies players somehow.

Update 2:13:

My new theory is that it is actually a trojan horse filled with soldiers who will attack and kill the Phillies.

One guy over at thinks Manny will pop out on opening day as a special gift to the fans.

Update 2:20:

Hat tip to Dikran for bringing this thought to my head. The old Apple was small and light. How do you raise a 6,000 lbs. Apple? Moreover, how do you conceal a 6,000 lbs. Apple?

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