Friday, May 29, 2009

Friday Randoms

My streak of random micro-ish blogs continue.

10 million people watched the premier of "Jon and Kate plus Eight". That is ridiculous to me, though I feel for that man.

Mel Gibson is the best for not caring about anything ever.

Cleveland does not even need a coach. Every play goes to Lebron and everyone knows it, and they somehow still won.

Mike Pelfrey is on the mound for the Mets tonight and he has not won against the Marlins in 7 straight starts.

The Yankees are over hyped. Everyone keeps comparing them to the 90's Yankees now. I think not, but they are doing well so it is hard to hate right now.

Eli Manning has been practicing with his starting WR's, that is a nice change.

Is Kanye West a retard? Heated debate on the internet.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Zune HD

My birthday is coming up, and I was going to ask for an iPod Touch. As a well known Apple hater, I am glad Microsoft is coming out with a device that looks like it will be a real competitor to the iPod touch in the MP3 market. I will be waiting for the fall to get my hands on this. Read details below:


Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Random update

I still have nothing worth writing about so I will just write a few random things. That may be more interesting than staying on one topic anyway.

Ultimate Challenge on Saturday was an Ultimate flop. We sucked it up bad and congrats to Dennis, Paz, and Provs for a job well done. Technically it is not over, but I am not sure my body can handle any more.

I went to Six Flags Great Adventure yesterday and they are genius. They have been advertising a new roller coaster called Bizarro lately on tv. It is a Superman Roller Coaster based on the character Bizarro from the Superman comics (which is like a Bizarro Superman as it sounds). All they did was paint the Medusa Roller Coaster and put up some Superman logos. You should have seen the line, pure genius.

The Mets continue to win pretty consistently despite being completely depleted by injuries.

I have a lot more followers on Twitter ever since MCHammer started following me.

Over at there is a thread about a pot.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Phantom Warhorses

Saturday, my team, BRK House takes on the "Phantom Warhorses" in a series of athletc events. If you want details head over to All I can say is that I cannot wait until Saturday. After watching their latest embarrassing creation I must say one word came to mind that would describe their team. Scrubs.

I will admit, I have not seen Paz in person or on video. I have no idea how he moves, or how athletic he is, so I will hold back on calling a sweep, but the other two. Dennis and Provs. I can beat you by myself. I don't need awful flash videos, or embarrassing shoots to prove my point. I will do it on the field. No one is beating me Saturday, and with my team with me, we will not only win but we will humiliate. Much like the '86 Mets. Saturday, the bad guys will ride again.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Link of the day. Thanks to Dikran.,-gets-stuck-in-Mets-toilet?GT1=39002

Finally some Twitter recognition

Message I sent earlier in the day:

Finally gave up on the idea that @MCHammer would become interesting.

Email I received 2 minutes later:
Hi, Kenneth Jimenez.

Hammer (MCHammer) is now following your updates on Twitter.

Twitter feud?

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Adventures of NYSC

Just a quick update since this is an on going theme to my blog.

Today at the gym in Chelsea or as I like to call it Emerald City to all the Oz fans out there. It seems like there is just no rules at this gym when it comes to sexuality.

Today one of the regulars at the gym, a bald black man who has to be at least 55, was running on the treadmill. Laid out on the treadmill was a picture of two guys lathered up with oil, hugging in thongs. I guess this makes him run faster? The 'ol donkey and carrot goof. That is fine in the privacy of your home, but COME ON!! It is the gym. Just another bizarre event at Emerald City.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Random Update because I have not blogged recently

I realized I have not blogged much recently, mostly because I have had absolutely nothing to blog about.

Anyway I still don't, but I am tired of seeing "Dancing with the Stars" at the top of my blog, so I will just type a few random things right now.

"Star Trek" was an amazing movie. The action was great right from the beginning of the movie until the end, the plot was smart, and it was just an overall good movie.

"Lost" season finale was great, and up until that point I was a little disappointed with the season, but it sure delivered. I love the people who act like they know what is going on. I am angry that I have to wait until next February though.

Twitter is way less cool now that I am used to it.

Does anyone else have people that added them on Facebook that you have no recollection of, but they seem to have a connection to you?

I am loving being a Mets fan right now. There are a ton of injuries, and they are still playing hard, coming back, hitting "clutch hits." May not last forever, but I am loving it.

Mafia Wars on Facebook is so awful, but I am addicted to it.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Dancing with the Stars Update

Last night the idiot fans of "Dancing With the Stars" caused Lil' Kim and her milky white blond haired partner to be eliminated. They were the most absurd and entertaining partnership, and Lil' Kim actually could have won the entire competition. On top of that, in one of the better moments of the season, flamingly gay judge Bruno called Kim a tramp on Monday's show creating one of the more awkward moments in recent television history. He claimed something was lost in translation. Apparently this is an endearing phrase in Italy? Anyway, next week is the semi finals, and Ty Murray is still in the competition. If you have never seen Ty dance, please see the video below. Ty is a completely awful dancer and week after week he is somehow staying alive. My new goal is to vote for Ty Murray in hopes that a horrendous robotic dancer will win "Dancing with the Stars". This is my bitchassness update of the week.

Monday, May 4, 2009

For 12 million dollars a year the fans should be able to urinate on Oliver Perez

Look at this guys face? How can you not hate him? I am not one to complain about the financial aspect of baseball. I could care less who is worth what. I am not going to pretend I know what the going rate for a mediocre left hander is, but I think we can all agree that Oliver Perez stinks right now. If he doesn't turn things around drastically, I think we should be able to urinate on his dumb face. Who is with me?