Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Steve McNair or Karl Malone?

The debate came up yesterday between Ryan (http://orangeapplebanana.blogspot.com) and myself. Who had the more fucked up and shocking secret life?

I am going with Karl Malone because of a few reasons. Here is my case:

* Karl Malone will always be associated with John Stockton who if I remember correctly is a non intimidating white guy. John Stockton looks like a Suburban Gym teacher. This adds to the shock value.

* Karl Malone played in Utah and didn't stand out as a bad guy. Also adding to the shock value.

* Karl Malone had sex with a 13 year old girl when he was in college.

* She got pregnant.

* She kept the baby.

* Karl Malone is a millionare.

* He didn't pay child support.

* The kid made the NFL.

* He still won't acknowledge him, and told him "It's too late for me to be a father."

* He did the same thing with a set of twins.

* One of the girls made the WNBA.

* He now has a relationship with them and is on billboards for the WNBA.

1 comment:

Thomasean said...

hahaha! WHAT! I have heard none of this!