Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Yesterday, Holywood author Ian Halperin called in to the "Opie and Anthony Show". Ian comes across as a giant jerk but at the end of the day he seems to always be right about things. During this call Opie told Ian that he has a theory that Jennifer Aniston cannot keep a man due to what I will call "smelly nether regions". This claim has long been a theory of Opie's, and according to Ian Helperin it is true. He claims it is a well known rumor in Hollywood that Jennifer is not exactly immaculately kept. In Ian's words, "Apparently Vince Vaughn ran for his life the second he went down on her". Well there you have it people.