Haven't blogged in like a week

I am the worst. Sorry to the 3 people who read my blog.

Anyway, tip of the week. Download Chrome Beta, the extensions are pretty sweet. Google is taking over the world.

Also, Bret Hart has to be the man of the week. Wrestling is so sad now a days. That is all I have, I suck.

Random crap/Tiger Woods

I haven't been blogging at all lately, because of laziness, that is the Kenny staple so here is a few tidbits.










Ok, this has been talked about from every angle, and I know this is not a fresh concept to write about, but how horrendous is Mindy Lawton? I believe Tiger's wife can probably deal with the sheer number, but if this woman isn't proof that Tiger had some type of sex addiction, I don't know what it is. Maybe she had some "tricks up her sleeve" that the others girls don't.

Today is fucking cold in New York, my hands felt like they were going to shatter. I am so sick of people referencing global warming every time there is a major weather shift. I mean I have never talked to anyone I can trust that actually knows anything about the weather. Everyone is an expert in everything because of second hand information. I don't want your medical advice because you read Web MD and I don't want your weather advice because you saw Al Gore do a powerpoint. Nothing is worse than a person who starts out a sentence "Actually..." and then spouts off something they read on the internet or saw in a movie.

Baseball is making me sick. As much as I love the Mets and want them to win, the Yankees trade for Curtis Granderson, and the Mets giant offer to Jason Bay make me sick. I just finished reading "The Jordan Rules" which Ryan let me borrow, and it made me pretty sentimental. It made me realize how basketball is the ultimate team game. Then all of these deals pop up and it just makes you realize how baseball is not at all a team game. Baseball is a sport where the sum of it's parts makes up how great a team is, and with a climate where a few teams have all the money, how could that ever be fair/interesting? I will still love going to games and supporting my team, but in the end it kind of makes me sick.

Quote of the day

"I used to drink Hennessy ... at halftime," Artest says in the interview, which hits newsstands this week. "I [kept it] in my locker. I'd just walk to the liquor store and get it."

-Ron Artest

The Onion is the best

Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.

Check it out

I can't stand Jay Cutler's

Stupid diabetes face.

Why I cannot watch "Flash Forward"

People are telling me this is a "great show" , and that I would love it because I love "Lost". But to me, I almost don't want to watch this out of principle. Sure it can be great, but it is called "Flash Forward". It is like the execs got together and said, "Hey, people are dumb and love 'Lost' and they Flash Forward in that so let's create a show called 'Flash Forward' and they will watch it!"

It would be like flashing back to when "Knight Rider" went off the air, and they said, "Hey, let's create a new show called 'Talking Car' to replace Knight Rider."

So in conclusion, I am boycotting this show until it gets to season 4, if it doesn't get there, then I was right.

Random thoughts..

Haven't blogged for awhile so here is a few random things on my mind

-Recently Sharon Osbourne got into some controversy by saying Susan Boyle looks like a smacked ass on the "Opie and Anthony Show" on Sirius XM Radio. Who cares? Why can't we acknowledge that Susan Boyle is famous because she is ugly? Sure she can sing ok, but there are tons of people like her that are not famous. Her gimmick is being ugly, and she went on a show in hopes to be famous. I hate this countries fake outrage at things.

-Sammy Sosa is now a white man. Google it, they are great pictures.

-People walked out of Carnegie Hall on Tracy Morgan for making obscene jokes. How do people pay for a comedy show to see Tracy Morgan and not know what he does on a stage? He is one of the most offensive comedians of all time. Ugh. Love this blurb from dlisted.com:

According to Gatecrasher, people started fleeing the theater only a few minutes into Tracy's show. Many middle-aged women ran home to fuck their ears with holy water-laced bars of soap after Tracy began making jokes about porn, drugs and gays. When Tracy joked that Obama and Michelle will have the first presidential sex tape out, some of the audience members gasped.

-I hate Yankees fans calling the Yankees the World Champions. Who did they play outside of America? Do the Toronto Blue Jays constitute the rest of the world? I'd like to see them play the Japanese champion. Matsui would be so confused.

-The iPhone has 100,000 apps. Congrats to him, that is what is important, the sheer number of applications on a device.

-NFL prediction: I think by the end of December the Titans will not be out of the playoff picture.