Michael Jackson dead

I am on my blackberry writing this. That is the word on the train. This is the first celebrity death that would actually make me sad. Michael Jackson was bigger than life in his prime. He transcended everything, and I would never usually say this about anyone. I will go back to being a dick tomorrow.

Dick Nixon

Sometimes the real news is more ridiculous than the Onion.

Another Onion link...

Unbelievable

Next Great GM

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/yankees_sign_16_year_old_gm

Why is Facebook asking me if I want to be a supporter of Michelle Obama?

What exactly am I supporting her in doing? Having sex with the President. I never understood the idea of viewing First Lady as some type of accomplishment. I mean is it an honor to be worthy of marrying the President? I guess so, but we could have has a female President if the cards fell right. Now that would be an accomplishment. What do you think Hilary Clinton's bigger accomplishment is, first lady or Senator?

Also, I am tired of pretending Michelle Obama is hot. I was reading some top 100 list the other day that had her listed as hotter than girls who are actually legitimately hot. I get it, she is fairly young and married to the President so she is hot. That's great, but let's be serious.

OH SONY

LOL

My favorite literal music video