Showing posts with label Bitches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bitches. Show all posts

Thursday, March 26, 2009

I hate Juliet's Face


















I believe the world is ending, because I have nothing to write about at all that I think is a good idea, so I will go with a bad idea, and write about Juliet's face on Lost. I am hoping I am not stepping on any toes here, but I am fairly certain he did not make Dennis' illustrious top 50 (white) women list. If she did, I apologize, but her face is really unlikeable. No matter what she does on the show, she still comes off as a "real bitch on wheels." I suspect she cannot be a joy in real life because you don't get those bitch wrinkles in your face from no where. This post is already running out of steam, but the bottom line is I just want to punch Juliet in the head. That is all I have for now. If Facebook stops being slow I will post my elementary school pictures and make fun of myself later. 

On a side note, Ben being shot was pretty awesome last night. Is he dead or what? 

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Obama Special Olympics joke
















Ironically, dishonest liberal America is now targeting Barack Obama. If you missed it, Barack Obama went on Jay Leno's show last week, and made a joke comparing his bowling to the Special Olympic. For a brief moment, a politician went on television and acted like a regular guy. That isn't allowed. 

The liberal media has let us know time and time again that it is unacceptable to make a joke that any honest human being in America would make. The Special Olympics is no laughing matter. In this country, we are supposed to pretend that the athletes in the Special Olympics are ultra talented, and never make any hints towards the reality that everyone understand. That in actuality they stink. 

I am all for people doing whatever they want. The Special Olympics make "mentally challenged" people feel good about themselves, that is great. However, I am not a fan of not being able to make jokes whenever we want to. It was refreshing to see Obama act like an actual guy, and I think it should be ok to be honest in the United States of America.