Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Top 10 Movie Heels #10 Patrick Bateman

"You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."

This quote pretty much sums up the greatness that is "American Psycho" main character, Patrick Bateman. It is tough for me to put him at number 10, but I have to clear up my idea of a heel here. Bateman is the sickest of the heels on the list, but to be a great heel is to be a great asshole. On a side note, Patrick Bateman is such a lovable heel to me that I have named my fantasy football teams after him for the past 7 years. His dialogue about Genesis and Phil Collins is some of the funniest and most disturbing dialogue in movie history, and his senseless cruel killing makes him sweet in my book. Remember "Don't just stare at it, eat it." You have to love Patrick Bateman.


d$mania said...

...but why does he suck so much as Batman?

theomegachrist said...

I like him as Batman. I never understood the complaints, how is Batman supposed to sound?

theomegachrist said...

Not to mention that Batman Begins and Dark Knight are just way better movies than all of the others except maybe the original Batman. He should get some points for that.